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hamburglr:

First, go grab some headphones. The best ones you’ve got. If the best ones you’ve got are these suckers (or something similar), you should really go buy new ones, but use the best you’ve got for right now.

Take a break from whatever you’re doing for 2 minutes and listen, but just listen to the whole thing, even if you have to multi-task.

Headphones on? Ok. Good.

Now, press play.


“Upular (3D Audio Version)” - Pogo

holy shit

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fuckingdreamy:


(Original post from Daniel Alexander on Google+, I’m just helping to spread the word. Reblog this)
I spotted this poor lady initially on Thanksgiving Day looking for work as I was leaving the York Road Shopping Center in Baltimore (http://g.co/maps/2ymdz). I felt so helpless and guilty because she wasn’t asking for money, but for a steady job. It was beyond me. It was especially sad because this was someone who should be enjoying retirement, but can’t. The next day, I thought to take a picture of her and her sign to post it online to have her exposed to more people. When I went to find her though, she wasn’t there. I was in the area today, and coincidentally, there she was: Still asking for help as cars were exiting the plaza. I finally approached her and asked if I could snap a picture so I can put her ad online in the hopes that someone out there would be able to find something for her. So, here it is. If you know someone looking for a seamstress, will you please tell that person about Gail? If you yourself can help, please reach out to her. Gail can be contacted at 443-810-0561. If you can’t help, at least share this post so that someone following you can.Thank you.

 

fuckingdreamy:

(Original post from Daniel Alexander on Google+, I’m just helping to spread the word. Reblog this)

I spotted this poor lady initially on Thanksgiving Day looking for work as I was leaving the York Road Shopping Center in Baltimore (http://g.co/maps/2ymdz). I felt so helpless and guilty because she wasn’t asking for money, but for a steady job. It was beyond me. It was especially sad because this was someone who should be enjoying retirement, but can’t. 

The next day, I thought to take a picture of her and her sign to post it online to have her exposed to more people. When I went to find her though, she wasn’t there. 

I was in the area today, and coincidentally, there she was: Still asking for help as cars were exiting the plaza. I finally approached her and asked if I could snap a picture so I can put her ad online in the hopes that someone out there would be able to find something for her. 

So, here it is. 

If you know someone looking for a seamstress, will you please tell that person about Gail? If you yourself can help, please reach out to her. Gail can be contacted at 443-810-0561. If you can’t help, at least share this post so that someone following you can.

Thank you.

 

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brilliant. 

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…I have no pets… so my name is Maverick….I am the most badass stripper of all time~ Maverick. yeaaaaah

…I have no pets… so my name is Maverick….I am the most badass stripper of all time~ Maverick. yeaaaaah

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scared to doodle in this moleskine….its so pristine. Like…real art should be in here. Like….What the fuck am I going to do with this book? D:

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The power is out. Which means no a/c….I hate extreme temperatures. Hate. After laying in bed for two hours. I just rolled my yoga mat out on top of my bed. Walked into the bathroom, took my panties and tank top off and put them in the sink and soaked them in cold water. I proceeded to get dressed and back in bed. It feels soooo good. Fuck you, Irene.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~! <3

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~! <3

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